Hey, restaurants: do us all a huge favor and stop serving your food on planks of wood

It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time to tuck a napkin into our shirts and get to complainin’ in an all-new edition of The Gripe Report . And this week, we’re talking about one of my favorite topics: food. I know. Surprising given my chilled, Herculean physique and higher-than-average cholesterol . I love food. In fact, I love it so much I actually eat it several times a day. However, like anything, I have a lot of thoughts about it, and while we’ve touched on food in Gripe Reports past , I thin