Can someone explain why doctors insist on weighing us with keys and wallets in our pockets?

It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time to get some complaints off our chest with the latest edition of The Gripe Report. This week, we'll be discussing something that is a necessary evil, even if we all try to avoid it at all costs: going to the doctor. No matter how healthy you are or how well you take care of yourself, you're going to end up at some kind of doctor at some point. And while I appreciate what they do — you know, keeping me alive — I never leave the doctor, eye doctor, or dentist w