Why the perfect lawn is the ultimate status symbol for American men

As the founder of the Thursday Night Mowing League, imagine the validation I felt this week when the Wall Street Journal ran a story titled, "Why White-Collar Men Are Obsessed With the Perfect Lawn." In the story, the reporter, Callum Borchers, writes that, "For a lot of office workers—OK, mostly middle-aged male office workers —a manicured lawn is as much a status symbol as a luxury car in the driveway." Once again, this league and its league members are one step ahead of pop culture. We're abo