Portland being Portland: Baseball team stops game for pitcher & hitter to make out on 'Heated Rivalry' night

While sane Americans were celebrating the MLB All-Star Game in Philadelphia on Tuesday night, the lunatics in Portland, Oregon were cheering along as two men made out on a baseball field during a 'Heated Rivalry' theme night. The Portland Pickles, a collegiate summer baseball organization known for pulling Savannah Bananas-like antics, promoted Tuesday's game as a high tension night where "someone's definitely ending up in the penalty box" as a nod to the HBO gay hockey series that is supposedly