Savannah Bananas opened the 2026 ESPYs with one of the worst performances you'll ever see

Unbeknownst to most of America, ESPN had its annual ESPYs award show Wednesday night. That's right. It's still, somehow, going on. I figured it died years ago given you literally never hear about it anymore, but I was wrong. Remember when the ESPYs were appointment viewing a decade ago? Growing up, I can remember watching it every summer. It was fun and exciting and filled the sports-less mid-July void. Way back in the day, Jim Valvano gave his iconic "Don't give up, don't ever give up" speech a