Should Erling Haaland get honorary US citizenship for crushing tee shots off a boat and blasting Ella Langley?

We saw thousands of fans embrace American culture and the American way of life during the FIFA World Cup, but few players were as gung-ho as Norwegian striker Erling Haaland. It sure seems like some of that good ol' fashioned American spirit rubbed off on him during his stay. The Manchester City star — who returned home with a stuffed booze bottle-wielding raccoon that is flying off shelves — shared a video of himself on a boat, hitting golf balls (biodegradable ones) off the boat and into the d