Louisiana woman hospitalized after rope swing mishap on cruise excursion left her with genital trauma

The older I get, the more I'm out on cruise excursions involving sails or climbing or ropes or slides. Let's stick to the ones where you grab a drink and kick your feet up at the beach or grab something to eat at a restaurant. A Louisiana woman's story of a Carnival Cruise excursion involving a rope swing in Honduras and the genital trauma it left her with is all the confirmation I need to stick to the least adventurous excursions. Call me boring if you want, but I'm walking away with zero traum