Witness recounts Fourth of July weekend Bigfoot sighting in Connecticut, says 'there were no boobs'

In the early morning hours of July 5, a man saw a Bigfoot shortly after leaving a cabin a friend of his had rented in Voluntown, Connecticut, presumably for the Fourth of July weekend. The man was making his way back home to Rhode Island at the time. After leaving the cabin's long dirt driveway and crossing a bridge on the road, he wrote to The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization that he "witnessed something jump into the road from my right heading to the woods on my left." He had to hit his